And the Winners Are…

We have winners!

I’d LIKE to say that the judges (my six-year-old twins) took this very seriously. I’d LIKE to say that they thought each caption over at length, discussed in great detail the subtle nuances and deeper meaning of each entry, and then after serious thought CALMLY selected the winner.

Well, that’s how I envisioned the judging portion going in my mind.

But, they’re six. 

So here’s how it really went down…

The judges, fueled by waffles and far too many cartoons, were herded into the room at 7:00am (PST). Once they finally stopped jabbering about our upcoming trip to the grocery store and who got to push the cart this time because other one got to push last time and could we buy their favorite cereal and could the dog go with and why does brother get to sit closer to mommy and why does sister get to hold the cat, I explained my above method for how they should judge the contest. 

Blank stare from one and the other one made a run for it.

I quickly re-evaluated and we ended up settling for having me read each comment out loud, and them giving a “funny” or “not funny” response. Then, we would tally up the winners. Also, it should be noted that neither I, nor the Dear Hubby, influenced their decisions in any way. This was truly judged by them :D .

The sink picture winner was chosen quickly, and without hesitation, by the judges. In fact, they thought it was so funny they began dancing around the room while chanting it at the top of their lungs.

Congratulations to Pat Ocken!

“Does this boat go any faster if we pump this handle?”

The judging of the cat in shopping cart picture led to massive disagreements over what was “funny” and what wasn’t. I read all the comments and then ended up reading them all again. Some garnered giggles, others full on belly laughs, and in the end we have a tie and a runner-up…

Congratulations to Florence Fois and Monica Gudlewski!

“Attention shoppers: put something PURRfect in your shopping carts today!” (Monica’s entry)

“Do you believe my luck? I got a free shopping cart when I bought the kitty.” (Florence’s entry)

Runner-up goes to M. Howalt

*sigh* “Those huge, two-legged, furless kittens …”

And now we’re off to the store so the judges can pick some items for the winners. I believe Play-dough and a cat have been mentioned as prizes.

Congrats to the winners and thank you to all who entered. This has been great fun!

Caption Contest! Winners get Prizes!

The Captioning Contest is officially open! (Click here for full contest details)

Please, enter captions for BOTH photos in the comments section of this post.

Photo 1…Sink

Photo 2…Shopping

Don’t forget to check back on Saturday, April 30th to see if the judges selected your caption as the winner!

Fun Caption Contest with Writing Prizes!!!!

Bring your wit and humor on Wednesday because that’s when the captioning contest begins!

How it Works

I’ll post two pictures on Wednesday, April 27th. Enter your caption in the comments section. You are allowed one caption per picture.

Judges

I’ve enlisted two judges and they are tough…my six-year-old twins! They have sole discretion in awarding the winners so you may want to gear your comments accordingly :D .

Prizes

Two prize packages will be awarded, one winner per picture. The prize pack is geared toward writers and includes a pen, notebook, small flashlight (for when the inspiration hits in the middle of the night) and lots of other writing goodies.

Contest Length

Contest begins Wednesday, April 27th at 1:00am (PST) and ends Saturday, April 30th at 7:00am (PST). Winners will be announced Saturday (after the judges eat their breakfast and get their fill of morning cartoons).

Spread the Word

This is not a requirement, nor will it gain you extra sway with the judges (especially since they’re not allowed to use the computer without supervision :D ), but I’d love if you could help spread the word about this fun contest!

And finally, speaking of spreading the word about contests…Florence Fois of the blog Ramblings from the Left is participating in a contest and needs your help! Click here for details…

Writing Quote Friday

Today’s writing quote comes from Stephen King

“Making people believe the unbelievable is no trick; it’s work. … Belief and reader absorption come in the details: An overturned tricycle in the gutter of an abandoned neighborhood can stand for everything.”

Tips from My Blogging Seminar

Last week I hosted a seminar at my local library. The topic was basic tips for starting and maintaining a blog. It was a success due largely to your comments and suggestions to my blog post, Please Help Me Not Look Stupid.

Here are my notes from the seminar…

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Since creating a blog is nearly a turn-key operation with lots of help menus and support, I’ve chosen to first focus on the things that no one tells new bloggers; things that are very important for the success of a new blog, but take the longest to learn. In other words, these are the things I learned and mistakes I made along the way.

Before you begin…

Don’t just jump right in! Proper planning and thinking ahead will greatly increase your chances for success with your blog. In other words, slow and steady wins the race.

Decide the purpose of your blog

Think about the focus of your blog…will it be about writing, humor, parenting, general life observations, etc…? Once you pick your focus/topic you’ll be able to target your audience accordingly.  

Decide your target audience

In other words, who do you want/envision reading your blog?

Example: If you are doing a blog about writing you’ll be targeting pre-published authors. If you do one about parenting, you’ll target parents. Yes, this is simple, but good to keep in mind during the creation process.

Create a REALISTIC Blogging Schedule/Goal

Updating regularly is VERY important! If your readers return time after time to check for updates, never knowing what they’ll find, you’ll lose them. Better to blog once a week, or even once a month on a regular, consistent schedule than to update sporadically.

If you don’t have it in your schedule to update your blog regularly, don’t bother creating one. Consistency is the key to gaining a following.

*Note…unless you have what every reader wants you are not interesting enough to post everyday :D

You’ve Created a Blog…Now What?

Keep Your Posts to a Manageable Length

No one wants to read your seven page manifesto on anything (unless of course you’re Stephen King or a famous literary agent) so it keep it short and sweet. Plus, this makes it easy for you while you’re getting started.

Use knock-your-socks-off headlines for your blog posts

This will get readers curiosity up and make them have to read to figure out what you are doing.

This works especially well for putting up your post titles on Twitter, Facebook, or other social media. If the headline grabs attention, you’ll get more readers.

Create a Blog Title that Works FOR you

If your goal is to be a published author your blog title should include your name. After all, when your book is in the stores it will have your name on it, not some catchy phrase. When your loyal readers want to buy your book they’ll already know your name!

Comments

This is the most-cited in “what I wish I knew before I started my blog”. To gain readers you must visit other blogs that fall into your target audience and leave a comment. People won’t find you unless you search them out. Amy, who runs the blog Fix It Or Deal, put it this way…

“I think you have to treat blogging more like a community rather than a solitary venture if you really want to get anything out of it.”

Don’t just collect comments and let them sit unanswered and lonely. Someone took the time and thought enough about your post to leave a comment, don’t ignore the comment. Respond back to EVERY comment in a conversational style.

More comments makes it appear that there is a massive discussion going on in the comments section of your post and people may just click in there to check it out.

Until you are the Stephen King of blogging, pay commenter a visit to their site and leave a comment. Writers are a very supportive group, pay it forward.

Don’t Go Overboard with Graphics or Links

The appearance of your blog is fun to customize, but don’t go crazy with the widgets, links, full color blog awards and a bunch of photos. Not only does it clutter up the look of your blog, it makes it harder for it to load. 

Writing Style

What is your writing style for your blog? Will you be funny? Poignant? Over the top? Readers will come to expect and look forward to your “voice”.

Contests

Contests (with or without giveaways) are a great way to gain buzz for your blog and to gain readership. Keeping readers around once the contest is over depends on you.

To sum it all up I offer a quote from Florence, who runs the successful blog, Ramblings from the Left. 

Blogs can be expository and informative, funny and entertaining … but no matter what they are … they should be an honest attempt to communicate who we are to our readers.”

And finally, here is a link to a blog created during the seminar.

http://torimcrae.wordpress.com

Tori is an aspiring novelist and a member of my writing critique group. She attended the seminar and was brave enough to create her blog while everyone watched. I’d love it if you would stop by and show her just how supportive the writing community can be :D .

A Much Needed Vacation

I took a much-needed vacation over the weekend!

Here’s me taking our twins down to the beach. Dear Hubby took the photo from the deck of the hotel.

Here’s a shot of another beach we played on…

And here’s the twins getting ready to explore a cave (it only goes in about four feet, but that’s more than enough to spark the imagination of two six-year-olds)

How was your weekend?

Quote Friday

As I sat down at the computer to find a writing quote, the Dear Hubby wandered by and suggested this one…

 I live by three simple rules. I won’t be wronged. I won’t be insulted. And I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, I expect the same from them.

This quote is from the movie, The Shootist, staring John Wayne. John’s character in the movie, John Bernard Books, says this quote to state how he lives his life.

(Fun fact, the movie also starred Ron Howard, aka Opie Taylor.)

What are some of your favorite movie quotes?

Please Help Me Not Look Stupid

Tonight I’m teaching a class at our local library about blogs. To help me not look like an incompetent blathering fool, I’m asking for your help.

What are some basic concepts I should include in my seminar?

What do you think is the most important function of a blog?

What do you wish you knew when you first created your own blog?

What makes you return to a blog?

How often should a blog be updated?

What should every blog have?

Please share your answers and suggestions in the comments section…

Are you Ready for Publication?

I’m still recovering from our first venture into Chuckie Cheese over the weekend (a late birthday present for our twins who turned six) so I don’t have the energy for a post today.

Instead, click here to see a flow chart called How to Get Published. It’s hilarious!

Writing Quote Friday

Today’s writing quote comes from Nic Alderton… (Check out his blog here

How To Write a Novel

1. Think up a story

2. Using about 80,000 words, write the story down

Pitfalls that Get in the Way of Writing A Novel

1. Not thinking up a story

2. Not writing down the story

3. Writing down most, but not all, of the story

4. Pissing about on the Internet

If you liked this, be sure to check out Nic’s tips on How To Write A Great Novel!

This quote was suggested to me by children’s writer Monica Gudlewski. You can find her story, “Mr. Ollie Odenhofer”  in Spider Magazine, which is the sister magazine to Cricket. She also has a wee poem coming out in HighFive Magazine. In addition, she’s currently plotting her first novel.

You can find Monica on Twitter using the handle @mgski_

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